warning: I will have my VEDA videos be interrupting my usual posts on my blog for the next month. feel free to watch them! 

" Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My god, do you learn. "
HOLD THE PHONE TUMBLR DROP EVERYTHING

Not only did Maxwell Glick snapchat me from the Emmys BUT he got MaryKate Wiles, Ashley Clemens AND Julia Cho to say hello tooooo!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D 

Holy wow my life. I don’t think they knew it was for me, but it was! Tis such a shame you can’t save snapchat videos ;P

I hope whoever I marry is perfectly fine with having floral in the master bedroom.

Becauuuuuuse it’s going to happen.

So here’s my question …

I’d really like to get a camera related tattoo somewhere that can be easily covered up for my future professional career as well as easily hid from my parents and siblings because I know they would judge.

So I’m thinking lower waist, like could even be covered up by underwear or swimsuit.

But then the question becomes, if you can’t see it, what’s the point of having it?

I dunno, what say you lovelies?

→ Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Rey

If anyone has a thisismyjam hit me up! 

Me: Good evening, Siri!
Siri: Good evening? But it's 9:48am.
Me: I'm sorry.
Siri: It's all good.
Me: Do you forgive me?
Siri: This is about me, not you.
Me: No need to be so rude.
Siri: I'm sorry.
Me: Are you?
Siri: No comment.

My best friend from high school’s girlfriend just made her get a Tumblr and my life may just be complete. This is the same friend who told me I was going to name my child River Run Elf of Light.

Damn straight I am. 

See the thing about me is that I actually looked my age up until I was 16. Then from there my face didn’t age any, so therefore people think I am going to be a junior in high school when really I’m 3 years older than that. Le sigh. 

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i bought my first pet fish today on a whim. if that isn’t living on the edge i don’t know what is